Dream land

marypsue:

fictionadventurer:

The thing about fairy tales is that we never know which one we’re in. Disobeying her husband’s request destroys everything in “Cupid and Psyche” variants, but it saves the woman’s life in “Bluebeard”. In Andersen’s “The Wild Swans”, the archbishop’s investigation of Eliza leads him to wrongly condemn her for magic–yet if someone had done the same to Eliza’s stepmother, they could have stopped her before the princes were turned into swans. These characters are doing what they deem best on limited information, and sometimes they’re right and sometimes they’re wrong, but the important thing is that they bravely face the consequences.

This applies to horror movies as well.

schrodingerspenis:

brightlotusmoon:

man-door-hand-hook-car-doorsblog:

weedthatmakesyouscared:

popping my back isnt enough i need to be picked up and slammed against the wall like a wet trout

You know how when you use a bendy straw you pull the bendy part up before you bend it? I want someone to do that to my spine.

unshrimp me back please

twilight-blaze:

bananonbinary:

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

• saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
  
• saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum
  

• saying “skill issue” when something is 100% outside of anyone’s control

feotakahari:

duckdotcom:

slapping modeling clay around blindly without thought or purpose, i look down and find a perfectly sculpted replica of myself seated at a table with a lump of modeling clay before me, similarly shaped into a still smaller instance of the same scene. and i am afraid to look up

“Stones of Significance” by David Brin

hellshee:

the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal

akesi-waso:

cannibalchicken:

Keep reading

ALT

my fav

the-haiku-bot:

writing-prompt-s:

“Tell me, did you ever imagine you’d die like this?”

“Actually, yes. This is exactly how I imagined I’d die.”

“Actually, yes.

This is exactly how I

imagined I’d die.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

staffs-secret-blog:

No one actually works at tumblr. This site is just sentient and every update is it trying to weed out an infection (the users)